This week marks the month's anniversary of the First B3ta Flashwank. Exclamations of joy are offered and we invoke the intercession of Saint Enzyme the Holy Wholly Righteous.
The choir this week will be led by Brother Kaol.
A sacrificial offering will be made of by teh Sexmonkey.
chickenlady will be instructing the Vestal Not-so-much-Virgins in Erotic Composition.
News just in! PJM has been elected Chair of the newly-formed Parish Council. We are very excited to have him on board and look forward to hearing all his progressive views on how to solve the village's little social problems.
Collection Last week's collection raised £5.43for the Lepers' Masturbation Support Group.
3 comments:
surprise bumsex Sunday?
If you wish, though Anal Friday can also be a surprise, depending on your choice of partner.
"Brother Kaol"? I like it!
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