I warned you! I warned you people! Sodom and Gomorrah got what was coming to them, now the Great Fire of B3ta has brought the cleansing scent of brimstone to the wretched hive of scum and villainy that we like to call home.
Why has this happened? It's because of too many shit QOTW topic repeats. I said it would not go unpunished. Obviously, this week was a good topic and one that I was enjoying, but that doesn't mean past transgressions are forgotten. The only reason God didn't smite faster is that he was stuck for several weeks on a First Great Western train due to excess track flooding in the Swindon area.
If the b3ta overlords repent and keep bringing us new and improved QOTWs then there is no reason why this catastrophe should happen again. Also, if the police ask where I was at 4.55, you were all at Wible Study with me, okay?