I warned you! I warned you people! Sodom and Gomorrah got what was coming to them, now the Great Fire of B3ta has brought the cleansing scent of brimstone to the wretched hive of scum and villainy that we like to call home.
Why has this happened? It's because of too many shit QOTW topic repeats. I said it would not go unpunished. Obviously, this week was a good topic and one that I was enjoying, but that doesn't mean past transgressions are forgotten. The only reason God didn't smite faster is that he was stuck for several weeks on a First Great Western train due to excess track flooding in the Swindon area.
If the b3ta overlords repent and keep bringing us new and improved QOTWs then there is no reason why this catastrophe should happen again. Also, if the police ask where I was at 4.55, you were all at Wible Study with me, okay?
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OK - I know what they got up to in Sodom, but what happened in Gomorrah?
"Gomorry" isn't really an answer.
I'm not sure it bears repeating on the public Interweb. I can show you if you like?
Show me? Ooooh... yes please!
*goes to buy expensive camera*
Okay. Bring that kitten you're always carrying, some red wine, a spatula, some ethernet cable, a jar of nutella, strong painkillers and £17 in unmarked pound coins.
Phew, I was wandering what happened to B3ta.
Now I'm sad. Without B3ta, I don't have any friends to talk to at work.
CHCB -
Now that sounds like a party...
Well, come on over then, and wear your party dress.
So what have you done to B3ta now then?
Was this divine retribution for forgetting the usual 4pm Wednesday devotionals?
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